... on the sixth and twentieth day, in the second month, in the ninth and two thousandth year of our Lord, that the temperature was 60 and 5 degrees in the land of enchantment.2. And that we did go unto the park 2 days consecutively.
3. And it did make Sharon exceeding glad, like unto her firstborn.
4. And it came to pass that the house of Sharon did receive a cleansing, like unto baptism, but with Windex and Soft Scrub.
5. And it came to pass that Sharon said unto her husband: Look! And he looked and beheld that the workmanship of the cleansing was exceedingly fine.
6. And it came to pass that all was well in the house of Sharon.
7. And now I make an end of things which I saw while I was carried away in the warmthness of the sun; the things which I have written are true. And thus it is, Amen.
24 comments:
You crack me up!! Funny what a little warmth can do to the soul. The land of enchantment...hahaha!
Too funny! But, I am so in love with the weather too. Lets just hope our land of enchantment stays this way instead of getting gloomy again.
LOL!
And thus we see that Sharon kicks bootie.
I feel like I just got my scripture readying done for the day! Happy to hear you had 2 warm days and have a clean house. We've got the warm days but I am still working on the clean house:)
Oh, you make me smile and laugh!
Ha, ha, ha, that was HILARIOUS!! We had the kitchen door open the other night and it smelled SO SO SO good. It's going to kill me when it snows again.
I'm crying from laughing so hard. You are so hilarious. And I'm in total envy of your sixty freaking five degree weather.
Oh my heck. You are so funny. Can't wait to see you in a couple of weeks. Isn't the weather getting so nice! YEA!!!!
love it! you are so creative! 65 degrees?! I can only wish & hope we will get that warm soon. We are supposed to be near/in the 40s this weekend! WOO HOO!!!
I am loving this weather here in AZ right now, maybe what you need is a little visit to the valley of the sun before it gets to hot for me to even check the mail!
P.S. Microderm and a peel are the perfect combo- you will love it.
LOL Good for you!
Hey, you havent said if you have done anything else to the black square in your laundry room? Did you hang a picture in it?
Hope you have another warm day!
And it came to pass that I just laughed my ass off.
Did I just refer to the scriptures AND say ass in the same sentence? It's hell for me now.
Bishop: Sister Jessie, do you read your scriptures daily?
Jessie: No, but I read Sharons blog....Does that count?
Bishop: Why yes, why yes it does.
i am going to kill either a.myself, or b. someone else if it isn't spring soon.
so it is written, so it is done
I love you!
That cracked me UP!!! Glad you and my MIL are BFF's. She's a fun one.
One day in the land of Red we will high five and hug and swap our Best Friend charms. one day.
FABULOUS!! cute and creative.
From the looks of it we went to the same park this week. I'm not so sure I had the same experience. Do you think it because I took three kids, a dog and my mother-in-law? Hmmm, bummed now. Is there a magic door or something? hehe.
Love your blog, maybe we will see you at the park sometime.
ahahaha!! well said!!!
you're so dumb. that was so funny. hey, bob is getting married april 24th in slc. You should come!!! it would be so fun to see you!
Ahhh...just think...Spring is just around the corner! I keep telling myself that! And these days of warmth...umhum we'll take em!! It's amazing what it does for these in the house mommy's!!! I was loven' too!!!
You crack me up girl! I wish you lived in Utah so we could hang out more often.... I love your sense of humor :)
I was waiting for the verse where you tie your ass to a tree and walk 7 miles.
you rock.
does soft scrub work...er worketh?
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