... on the sixth and twentieth day, in the second month, in the ninth and two thousandth year of our Lord, that the temperature was 60 and 5 degrees in the land of enchantment.2. And that we did go unto the park 2 days consecutively.
3. And it did make Sharon exceeding glad, like unto her firstborn.
4. And it came to pass that the house of Sharon did receive a cleansing, like unto baptism, but with Windex and Soft Scrub.
5. And it came to pass that Sharon said unto her husband: Look! And he looked and beheld that the workmanship of the cleansing was exceedingly fine.
6. And it came to pass that all was well in the house of Sharon.
7. And now I make an end of things which I saw while I was carried away in the warmthness of the sun; the things which I have written are true. And thus it is, Amen.
