Nice hand placement, Brett. You ARE your dad's child!Nate, we don't need that DNA test after all!
Brett came in the office the other day, carrying the flash to my camera. He told me it was his freeze ray gun. I said, "Brett! You know you're not supposed to play with my camera stuff, right?" He said to me, "Well, Mom, you're not supposed to put it where I can find it. You're supposed to hide it better!"
Here's another good one. "Come on, Brett. Time for naps."
"Sorry, Mom, I can't right now. I'm watching my show. Why don't you go fold some laundry."
This is what I'm dealing with, people.
And as for kid number 2? The sweet and innocent looking one?
Well, let's just say I should empty every single drawer and cupboard before he gets up in the mornings. Then he won't have anything to do all day long. That will leave him more time to punch me in the throat and slap me in the face when I hold him. How sweet. He only hits me 'cause he loves me.
But I love these little farts.
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Your boys are so dang CUTE!!!
Well now I don't feel so bad for Crew running up to you and hitting you when you came over, cause it sounds like your totally used to that sort of lovin'.
Nothing says love like a black eye, and a hicky. :)
Those are hilarious! Brett is way too smart. Maybe it is time for him to do something productive during the day like get a job. he he.
Oh my hell, so funny! Brett and Brecken would be oh so cute together, except I think they would tear eachother apart because they are so much alike!
Mothering boys and abuse seem to go hand in hand, or so I've noticed.
super cute and WOW how fast they are growing up.
Your boys are getting so big....and so handsome they are..hope things are good for you.
Oh kids!!! What would we do with out them.
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