Yeah, I'm too busy chasing around Burke, my sweet little looney 2nd born.
But some days, he's known as Crazy Ass around here, because there is no other way to describe him.
So, on a Monday about a week ago, this is how my day went. Or was it a Tuesday? I'm not sure because they are all running together.
I was 3 feet away doing my make-up. I turned around to the silent little ninja filling up the toilet with new toilet paper rolls that I had yet to put in the cupboard. I won't make that mistake again.
I'd like to say that this was the only time he's thrown stuff in the toilet, but I'd be lying. It probably happens every other day.
Next up, I'm playing with Brett in the family room, and all of a sudden I get panicked, because I know Burke is in Brett's room. Brett NEVER closes his bathroom door, so I was sure Burke was in there playing in Brett's toilet. Awesome. I get to dig in the toilet twice in one day.
Nope, the little Crazy climbed himself up into Brett's sink.
I'm not sure how, because when Burke is standing on the top of the blue step stool, the counter hits him chest high.
THE KID IS A FREAKING MONKEY!
And then he turned the water on. And it didn't even bother him.
Oh, and let's use Brett's toothbrush while we're at it.
So then I put him in the bath, because he's soaking wet. He tried to climb out, twice, and the second time he fell and bumped his face on the tub. I didn't really think anything of it because he didn't cry. I got him out and got him lotioned, diapered and dressed. Just as I'm about to take him off the changing table, he smiles a big toothy grin, AND HIS TOOTH IS CHIPPED!
Sweet.I was ticked, but mostly because he'll look so goofy in pictures. It was so sharp, I had to take him to the dentist to get it filed down. It took me, the dentist, and another guy to hold him down. Yes, he is that strong. Good thing I think he's so freaking cute or I'd run away and come back when he's 18.
And then I'm pretty sure I took a nap that day. Because I needed it.
And every day that I have the option to blog or take a nap? I choose the latter.
That's my life right now. How are you?
11 comments:
Sounds like my days for sure. A nap sure sounds great right now!
Thanks for making me laugh and letting me know I'm not the only one with a crazy kid!
that kid is full of shenanigans! he is too cute/funny in the sink...and with the water on?! he must have been trying to help you out by giving himself a bath. those pics are priceless! sorry about the tooth though, that one kinda sucks.
So glad I'm not the only one with a crazy ass kid. Seriously hoping that this second little monster of mine wont be as crazy as the first!
the biggest tornadoes come in the smallest packages, right?
Sounds like you need a drink.
It's happy hour at Sonic!
Love the Burke Man!!! I think you wouldn't know what to do with yourself if he wasn't wreaking havoc! Oh wait, maybe you would be vacuuming your couches to create perfect lines ha ha!
LOL! I think Burke needs to be friends with Cache. Just today Cache stood on the dishwasher and threw two bowls breaking them of course!! Too funny-I loved your story.
oh, i'm so tired just from reading it!
So funny! I can definitely relate. I have a 3-year-old and 15 month old boys. We have had multiple toilet incidents. I think I deserve a nap too! :)
Awesome! It's funny how your life gets better, more interesting and crazier all at once with the second child! Andrew is just starting with this stage..aka, pulling out ALL the tupperware lids about 5 times a day, unrolling the WHOLE toilet paper roll about 3 times a day, etc. Yep...loads of fun, but I couldn't love him more! Burke climbing into the sink and getting a chipped tooth reminds me of the day that Delia climbed up onto the bathroom counter and split her chin open getting down, except she was 3...grrr. :) fun times! nice that you have all these pictures to prove what kind of child they really were! apparently...normal, lol!
What a funny kid. Your kids are so cute.
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