I pride myself on my driving. I may get pulled over occasionally or arrested, but I think I'm a pretty good driver.Unless I'm pregnant.
When I was pregnant with Brett, I ran into the back of someone... in the drive-through.
In May when I went to Arizona, I ran smack into the wall of the parking structure. Head on. I just didn't judge it right. (Good thing Nate doesn't read my blog)
Or I hit curbs like I'm testing their durability and the durability of my tires.
Last night when Jessie and I went to the late show, I was pulling into a parking spot. I was going back and forth trying to get in the parking spot perfectly.
I asked Jessie to open her door and tell me how close I was to the line. She opens the door and says, "You aren't even in a parking spot! You are in the road!"
My bad.
3 1/2 more months.
11 comments:
It is amazing what the baby sucks from you!
Your so funny! I completely understand!
Unfortunately I do those same things and I'm not pregnant.
I'm not pregnant either, and yesterday my IDIOT self SNAPPED the rearview mirror off the driver's side door... like, busted completely. Don't even ask. I would much rather be missing the lines of a parking spot.
I loved having pregnancy as an excuse for all of the stupid things I did.
I believe my exact words were:
"Homie, you're not even close!"
That was so funny!
Hilarious! (I hope you were seeing a certain late night movie. Ha ha.) Maybe you should install bumpers for your car through the duration of your pregnancy.
I guess it's better than driving under the influence of being Asian...One almost killed me in Cali this weekend. I wonder if she was pregnant too...hmmmm....
This made me laugh hard! I think all the fertility drugs I have been on in my life time have made me a dumb driver!
No way! 3 1/2 more months? This pregnancy is going by so fast! (Yeah, I'm sure it isn't for you!)
LOL...you're HILARIOUS!!!! I'm glad you haven't lost your great sense of humor with the pregnancy :)
Thanks for the laugh!!!!
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