8.25.2009

Like A Ghetto Disneyland

Alpine Slide... where have you been all my life?

I've heard all about you, but never gave you a chance.

I've really missed out.

But now we've found each other, and I think we'll be good friends... as long as my fat ass can fit on your little bobsled seat.

And my kid thought we were the best parents ever by taking him.

And to show us his appreciation, he took a dump in his pants... twice. (The second time he didn't have any underwear on, because when he messed them the first time, I didn't have an extra pair handy). And wouldn't you know... that second turd fell right out of his pants onto the floor while we were at the camera store! It was AWESOME!


P.S. If I wasn't gestating... I wouldn't have even used the brake. I am that hardcore. Oh yeah!

Have you ever been? Do you freaking love the alpine slide?

15 comments:

Brooke said...

Love the Alpine Slide, LOVE it! Which one did you go to? Don't TELL me you where in Utah at the same time as myself?

Vanessa said...

Aren't those the best!!

Jackie B. said...

i've been and they are awesome! where is that one located?

shelby said...

LOve love the Alpine slide!

Kalli said...

I"ve been known to slide a time or two. But it never made me poop my pants. Poor Brett, so much excitement all at once.

Chanté said...

We took Brecken on it this summer and she thought she was on a roller coaster and had her arms up in the air and everything. It's way more fun with a kid!

McKelle said...

Are you speaking of the one in Utah? Were you here? Did you not tell us for a reason? Do you hate us?

Megan said...

I love Alpine slides!! Not so much the pooping in the pants! I would have died!!

Jessie said...

You are the Jamaican bobsled team!

Sarah Hull said...

i love that you said gestating.

Kandice said...

I haven't tried the Alpine Slide and I live in Utah, how pathetic am I? Looks like tons of fun though. Maybe the husband and I will hit it before the dreaded winter comes.
Oh and you are a gorgeous gestating woman!:)

Doodle Bugs said...

This slide sounds and looks like a ton of fun.. the bathroom accident doesn't sound so nice.. But you crack me up the way you told it! Poor little guy!

Tiffany said...

Are you guys in Utah?! i never can keep up with you guys and all your vacays. Love the alpine slide but only been their once. WHo knows when we will ever make it back to utah.

Laura said...

Love the alpine slide, so much fun!! Come here in the winter and go to the tubing hill by Jeremy Ranch...so FUN. Your poop story has me rolling on the ground laughing hysterically! I'm so sorry. That is mortifying.

Kim Sue said...

my question is how do you get back up to the top?