You wanted to see pictures of my nose today? Ok, good!

I was eating some cereal, Honey Smacks of all things, and cracked my tooth. So, I got my first crown. Awesome.
This isn't one of those I'm-too-cool-to-look-at-the-camera shots, this is a I'm-watching-a-movie-AND-trying-to-take-a-picture-of-my-teeth-because-I'm-a-multi-tasker shots. (I was watching 4 Christmases. I Love Vince Vaughn.) Taking non-blurry pictures of your teeth is harder than it sounds. Try it. You'll see.
So, you'll notice my nostrils are different in size. There's a reason for that.

It all started in college when my roommate Brooke and I were fighting. It ended with my face hitting her desk. THANKS BROOKE. This is my money maker and it's ruined FOREVER. Oh, I might have just dug up the photos to prove it.

This is right after we cleaned up all the blood that was gushing from my nose and mouth.
And then, back to normal. Almost.
Except for the pain of having to live with mismatching nostrils. Brooke.

We were laughing so hard afterward. I won't even ask her to pay for my rhinoplasty because her peeing her pants... was pay back enough for me.

Anyway, my cracked tooth is now fixed. Hooray!

The next time I get a crown, it better have diamonds in it and go on my head.